"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?" - Jeph Jacques

Our government will go down as laughing stocks in the annals of history. The Senate, seriously, passed The ______Act of____.

Q: Why can't I find a nice guy?
A: 'Cause they went and found nice girls while you were slutting it up with the jerks.

I hope if Verizon gets the iPhone lots of AT&T subscribers switch. Maybe that will make the network better for me so I don't have to.

Reinstalled Windows 7 this morning. Glad I separate data from programs on different drives. Also glad for cloud-based browser settings.

I feel brain-dead. So I will pose a question: if you were a chart, which type of chart would you be and why?

I would ask if anyone takes Steve Ballmer seriously anymore, but then I realized the real question is if anyone ever took him seriously.

"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." - Abbie Hoffman

imo the 70k Japanese who lost their lives 65 years ago today in Hiroshima, the 140k 3 days later, and countless others http://ping.fm/5kac2

Last.fm's robots.txt file contains Asimov’s 3 laws of robots. Ha ha ha, that's awesome. Wish I had thought of it first. http://ping.fm/DqXJl

Holy crap! Google is up to 200,000 new Android activations per day. No wonder it was #1 in Q2 of this year beating out 3 year champ, RIM.

I will not use "Nuked the Fridge" as a cinematic replacement for "Jumped the Shark" 'cause I want to forget the Crystal Skull ever happened.

Updating my phone's baseband to 5.08 appears to have improved the WiFi reception quite a bit.

my 5 month old Nexus One just learned a new trick: 720p video recording.

California Proposition 8 has been struck down!!! Take THAT bigotry!

wanna know how safe & secure the iPhone is? Not at all. Jailbroke my iPhone from a website. A webpage can get full access to your phone.

Just noticed I lost one of the diamonds in my wedding ring and have no idea where it popped out. Super big frowny face.

Just noticed I lost one of the diamonds in my wedding ring and have no idea where it popped out. Super big frowny face.

I predict that by next spring, there's going to be an explosion of Flash-based games designed for smartphones.